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..morning humor..
(-Monday, May 01, 2006-)
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Three men are hired by a mining company. On the first day of work, the three of them show up at the mining headquarters. There are two huge men, and one tiny scrawny asian. So he assigns the two monster-men to mining duty, and he tells the asian that he's in charge of supplies.
The next day, the foreman is supervising as usual, and he begins to find it slightly odd that he can't find the tiny scrawny asian anywhere. So he begins hunting for him. He looks all around the mines surrounding buildings, and no asian to be found. Then he enters the mouth of the mine, still no asian. He grabs a flashlight, and takes the elevator down, and still no sign on the asian. He begins to scour the entire mine. He is nowhere to be found. And just as the foreman gives up the search, the asian jumps up from behind a rock and yells: "SUPPLIES!"
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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My mood? Why, i'm the official grog-swilling, buckle-swashing,
purple-gutted, gubernatorial scallyspanker. Whadd'ya expect?
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