anything but me
blog!!
..norway pictures..
(-Friday, August 26, 2005-)
+[11:26 AM]+
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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.."a represenative will be with you shortly" my ass...
(-Friday, August 19, 2005-)
+[9:02 PM]+
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School starts on monday. call me crazy, but i'm excited. Finally studying something that fascinates me. However, i only scored 3 classes. I have to see if i can get some more on monday. last minute bullshit thanks to the operation.
My parents bought a new house. signed the contract today. it'll be done in 8 months. 6 bedrooms, 3 car garage, gameroom... even a big big back yard. good for them. they've been wanting to do this for a long time.
i'm on the phone. if thats what you'd like to call it. I'd rather call it a horrid exploitation of my time. dropped one computer off the internet subscription. that means listening to some horribly tedious and slow-spoken lady enunciating and articulating every last syllable. telling me how to reset my modem and update windows for an hour and a half. i'd rather shoot fire and call down lightning; fire a cannon and drink more grog. to each his own, i suppose.
i gave up. its been an hour and a half, and apparently, the customer service departmet consistg of 3 parrots, a donkey, and include the risqué ideas of a really foul smelling lumberjack.
Next on the blog, i'll fix the comment boxes to expand/collapse. it'll look nicer, but its kinda a pain in the ass. stay tuned.
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..new format..
(-Thursday, August 18, 2005-)
+[4:07 AM]+
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gave my blog a makeover. enjoy it, there's more to come. oh, yessir, there most certainly is...
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..Drunken Magnetic Poetry..
(-Wednesday, August 17, 2005-)
+[7:55 PM]+
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Kace and I had some fun with magnetic poetry a while ago at a drunk. yes, at a drunk.
there were two others:
"if you were a laser, you'd be set on Stunning"
and
"is that a braille nametag?"
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..aharr..
+[2:40 AM]+
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"do you have a cousin named sven?"
"no, but i once had a barber named dominique."
-stoffel
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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My mood? Why, i'm the official grog-swilling, buckle-swashing,
purple-gutted, gubernatorial scallyspanker. Whadd'ya expect?
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