anything but me
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..The proper study of mankind is Man -Pope..
(-Thursday, December 28, 2006-)
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A creator who gives us no clear directions about the links between sin and suffering is nothing but a monster; more monsterous still would be a creator who didn't link them at all.
Assuming the world is made to suit our purposes, we are outraged and miserable when it doesn't.
A man who thinks that all the world exists for his benefit is no better than a pamered goose who blieves that the farmer who fattens him exists for his.
-Neiman
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..screenplay..
(-Tuesday, November 21, 2006-)
+[2:43 PM]+
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almost done with the first 30 pages of my script.
"sweet jesus..." you might say to yourself. that is right. you're all doomed.
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..In a sweater poorly knit..
(-Friday, November 17, 2006-)
+[1:44 AM]+
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you're a door without a key, a feild without a fence,
you made a holy fool of me and i've thanked you ever since,
and if she comes circling back, we'll end where we'd begun,
like two pennies on the train track the train crushed into one.
but if i'm a crown without a king, if i'm a broken, open seed,
if i come without a thing, then i come with all i need,
no boat out in the blue, no place to rest your head,
the trap i set for you seems to have caught my leg instead.
mewithoutYou
It's been a while, but yeah, i guess i can update this upon occasion. I've uploaded some of my projects to googlevideo. I just finished editing Closet, and i think it turned out ok. I'll upload it soon. Here's links to Ompa and that funky finch edit.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=aaslid
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..rock and rofl..
(-Tuesday, June 20, 2006-)
+[4:51 PM]+
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so my new job entails me making as many bullshit blogs as i can per hour. the desire to actually update my own is somewhat diminished... infact, i'm rather suppliesed that its updated. who did this? damn you satan.
people call me norway now.
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..morning humor..
(-Monday, May 01, 2006-)
+[8:05 AM]+
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Three men are hired by a mining company. On the first day of work, the three of them show up at the mining headquarters. There are two huge men, and one tiny scrawny asian. So he assigns the two monster-men to mining duty, and he tells the asian that he's in charge of supplies.
The next day, the foreman is supervising as usual, and he begins to find it slightly odd that he can't find the tiny scrawny asian anywhere. So he begins hunting for him. He looks all around the mines surrounding buildings, and no asian to be found. Then he enters the mouth of the mine, still no asian. He grabs a flashlight, and takes the elevator down, and still no sign on the asian. He begins to scour the entire mine. He is nowhere to be found. And just as the foreman gives up the search, the asian jumps up from behind a rock and yells: "SUPPLIES!"
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..DCLVXI..
(-Sunday, April 30, 2006-)
+[1:40 AM]+
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wow, am i emo or what? man i wish my grass was more like my last posts, then it'd cut itself. HA!
yeah, so... from now on, its back to cheery cherry cheesy chernobl. sorry, its been a long week and my brain is kansas-fried. "Willy...i dun think weer in kentucky anymoor".
for being the first post in a long time (not to mention the first non-emo-bullshit post (wah, wah, nobody loves me. wah wah, im so emo. wah wah wah wah))
ok, so here's whats been going on:
working on my first feature: Yesterdays Tomorrow. Doing Special Effects Make-up (shut up, im a burly, manly, lumberjack, handy-man of a man. plus: bruises, blood, gore, guts, :boner:)) yeah, but due to incapable art directors (sorry annie, nothing personal, i dont know you, but you DIDNT DO YOUR SHIT = INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT/POOPIE-HEAD.) i am now doing art department shit. setting up sets, etc. but the awesome part, is that we're working in an abandoned Radisson Hotel. It's gunna be demolished soon, so we can do whatever the fuck we want. holes in the walls, pull out screws by punching a melon-sized hole in the wall, tear up carpet, knock down doors....you name it. we can literally level the place. tell me if you know of a better location than that. oh, and i forgot to mention that its haunted. does it get any better?!
editing my short: its finished telecining, and due in a couple of days. animating and editing this shit is a bitch. sound design? coming up.
ok im done. maybe i can write something entertaining sometime soon, but right now, the feature and editing is all i have time for. literally. i get maybe 2 hours of sleep a night. except for fridays, when i get 24.
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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..:PART IV: marvel...the curse becomes...
(-Tuesday, March 07, 2006-)
+[2:19 AM]+
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g e t m e o u t o f h e r e .
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So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog.
And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
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